Umm... Seriously, what is going on in Arkansas? The article starts out by saying:
"Maybe the Mayans were on to something?
That's surely what students of the famed Mayan 2012 prophecy for the end of the world had to be thinking with the news of recent eerie wildlife die-offs in Arkansas. Just as the calendar nudged a year closer to that fateful date, birds began falling from the sky in Arkansas and a massive fish kill occurred some 125 miles to the west."
Now they've raised the count to at least 4,000 or 5,000 dead birds and up to 100,000 dead fish. And the best current theories are blunt trauma from mid-air collisions and fear of fireworks. To quite Elmer Fudd, "There's somethen scwewy gowen on awound here..."
Did anyone else watch Flash Forward last year? ;)